* Not a commercial photographer * Likes model releases * No studio. no muslin backdrops. no angel wings. * Shoots too rarely. * Only interested in beauty, not pretty. * Likes scars, stretch marks, beauty marks. FRECKLES. * Not looking for dates, or mates, or magazine covers. * Prefers curves. * Not a "Theme" or "Concept" guy. you're the concept. * Likes 18+, without boyfriends at shoot, or moms. really? * Likes if you have to fart, you take it away from my nose. * Prefers real women with real bodies. * Dislikes drama, texts during shoots (or calls). * Won't show you the photo while shooting * Won't teach you how to light things * Doesn't pay cashola. or ham sammiches. * Appreciates models who can be professional, but still human. * bothered by models with lists of demands and confusion over photo ownership. * Prefers real breasts. real lips & nakedness. * requires emotion, depth, and vulnerability * hopes to find someone i can work with repeatedly for decades. * likes girls with good intentions and bad impulse control. * almost requires another photographer i know, and respect, to tell me you're okay. almost.